Guided by Delusions of Granduer 2009 District Convention program

by Not Feeling It 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    The public talk used to be "climax " on Sunday afternoon...Now this programme has it in the morning and a drama afternoon. Have they realised that the talk sends people to sleep and they are more likely to stick around for a drama?

  • Not Feeling It
    Not Feeling It
    Are they already planning for the year 2009 ? The second half of the year 2008 has not yet even begun

    No, I'm retarded. I typed 2009. The body of the message iss a cut/paste.

    -- Not Proofreading It

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Boy, does that ever sound like a huge waste of time going. It is telling me the exact, polar opposite of what I have learned in my "secret society". There, I learned that I do not need any guidance from any "higher cause". All I need is to do the thinking, be as fully integrated and honest as possible, and guide myself. Effectively, being my own God (making the decisions based on fully integrated knowledge and honesty is going to have better results).

    They are wasting three days telling me the exact opposite. To them, every little decision I make needs to be approved and guided by some mystical Holy Spirit. Every single situation calls for this "holy" spirit to make the decision for me. If I get tired out, I need "holy" spirit to help me decide what to do. If I am alone, I need "holy" spirit to guide me into a moral course. And so on. This is a blatant waste of time for anyone going, except to confirm that it is a total waste of time.

    Children should not be subject to this waste of time. They are better off playing, learning, or having fun. To make them sit still for three days under oppressive rules to be told that they "need" holy spirit to make every little decision amounts to child abuse. They should be outside building tree houses, in the playgrounds, at amusement parks, running around, and playing instead of sitting inside a colosseum listening to crap like that.

    And guess what the decision the "holy" spirit is going to come up with every time? Sell out, quit your job or school, and pioneer. Be at all the boasting sessions, even if it kills you. Do not go to Starbucks (it takes time that you should be spending in field circus and money that should go into the Worldwide Pedophile Defense Fund). No sex. Do not get married--they need you at the Value Destroyer Training School. Masturbation is a whopper of a sin. And so on. And there is the release Young People Ask--Answers That Do Not Work for "guidance", along with the Keeping Yourselves In God's Tyranny.

    Guess what? The Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger can take their "guidance" and shove it.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze
    11:00 Symposium: Faithful Ones of Old

    Ah, a talk about the 1914 generation.

  • bobld
    bobld

    Notice all the announcements:You must make your cheque payable to the......or you can make a cash donation,you can sell you house and donate the proceeds to,you can make a will,if you won the lottery,don't waste you money on higher education send ALL the money to wbts.

    We are not like all other religions who scam people and always ask for money..liars.

    Bob

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    "Are they already planning for the year 2009 ? The second half of the year 2008 has not yet even begun."

    Actually, they are. There will be a leafleting campaign in the run up to 2009 convention, and you are to make out your checks to the Christian Congregation of JWs. And best of all, I have it recorded and will put it up so it does not go down the memory hole.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard
    There will be a leafleting campaign in the run up to 2009 convention

    Oh brother! Another waste of paper distribution campaign! Just when you thought there was going to be a gap between the REJECT Jesus Party season pioneering and the Grand Boasting Session, they come up with a waste of paper distribution campaign to fill it up.

    I sure hope they are not going to be placed in lieu of tips at Starbucks!

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    I could not help it. As I was hearing the 2009 plans I was wondering why plan something that far out if the end is so near?

  • blondie
    blondie

    Actually the WTS plans several years out as to locations and hotels. The end may be "near" but.......................

  • drew sagan
    drew sagan

    you should upload the pdf!!!

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