Disfellowshipped for Beavis and Butthead

by donny 36 Replies latest jw experiences

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    ROFLMAO. Too bad he confessed. Otherwise, they had nothing on him.

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    This would be awesome at an assembly. Speaker: "Let us all rise and sing song number 123" Beavis in the PA system: "The almighty bungholioooooo! Theee Aaalmighty bungholio. Bunghole! heh heh heh" he sounded vaguely like a muslim call to prayer.

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    Awesome way to go out with technology! That poor elder had no idea what he was up against!

  • Cheetos
    Cheetos

    This was the funniest dam thread I have ever read in my whole life, LMFAO.

    I love Bevis and Butt Head, I have to say I would have never stayed after the meeting to have a friendly chat with the all wise elders, he should have just walked out of the hall real slow laughing down the isle and saying heh heh my name is corn hole-O, I need TP for my butt hole heh heh heh heh.

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  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Verily I say unto you today, Jehovah's Organization is squeaky clean.

    Such perfidy will not be tolerated in the Spiritual Paradiseā„¢.

    Listen! Babylon howls in envy!

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    I'm green with jealousy

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek
    "When is Armageddon coming?"

    Huh huh huuhhh, he said "coming"!

    That would certainly have livened up the meetings. (I thought initially the title of this thread was "Disfellowshipped by Beavis and Butthead" which seems appropriate, somehow.)

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    I am Corn Holy-o! I need TP for my bung hole!

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    So this guy set up a tape recorder hooked into the P.A system...on a remote control?????? What, does he work for the CIA? Common!

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    witness007:

    So this guy set up a tape recorder hooked into the P.A system...on a remote control?????? What, does he work for the CIA? Common!

    I'm glad someone said what was on my mind. While it would be hilarious if true, I don't buy it --unless this individual had someone on the inside giving him access prior to the meeting. As a side note...I wonder how hard it would be to get a small FM transmitter and set it to the same frequency as the Grand Boasting Session...then do the same trick...anyone listening in on FM would get a real jolt.... you would especially have fun watching the elderly section get in a twitter...(if they are awake that is)..... I think some KHs are using the FM transmitters now....hmmmmm Snakes ()

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