Open Letter to Society

by Outaservice 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    Dear Brothers,

    You might want to consider this letter in the 'Questions From Readers' section of THE WATCHTOWER.

    My question is this: I would like to join the Catholic Church and at the same time keep my standing and position in the congregation! Can I do this?

    The reason being is that I have heard that the Vatican has a very good and complete library which I would like to avail myself of. I would have to refrain from criticizing Catholics and speak well of them, but the benefits are obvious.

    Thank you for your prompt reply.

    Brother Outaservice.

  • Celia
    Celia

    BWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
    This is funny.
    Are you going to send it to Brooklyn ?

  • Pathofthorns
    Pathofthorns

    It's rather hard to say, but I figure your chances of getting that printed in a QFR are pretty slim... LOL

    Path

  • rekless
    rekless

    I think each one of us should use this letter and write the society in be half of one of the elders in our old cogregation using his name address and phone #. I would just love to send this letter as my son-in-law and have it go to the society.

    want to...
    i think this would sturr up some sh t if al of a sudden all the branch offices received this letter..

  • ZazuWitts
    ZazuWitts

    Outa,

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA,

    Love it, love it. Yes, indeedy, I would love it if we all flooded Brooklyn with a similar letter.

    Brilliant, and the best laugh of the day. Thank you so much.

  • Ranchette
    Ranchette

    Outa service,

    Thanks for the entertainment this evening.

    If this letter were sent for real I'm afraid you will see their double standard very clearly.

    Ranchette

  • cornish
    cornish

    Absolutely brilliant! So funny,it so well brings out how pathetic their excuses really are.

  • avengers
    avengers

    I guess that if you send this letter, they wouldn't take it serious. But I think it's a very good way to make it clear to the brothers and sisters of the way the WT leadership thinks.

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    This is excellent!! LOL!

    I honestly think I might post this to the branch office.

    Sirona

  • zev
    zev

    that was very good. funny, but a very truthfull analogy.
    thanks

    -Zev
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