We had an announcement once about a new vacum cleaner that was bought for hall cleaning:
"It appears someone has borrowed the vacum cleaner brothers, could whoever took it please bring it back"
I don't know if it was ever seen again.
We also had a motion put before the congregation that the followed immediately backed and forwarded (i.e. passed the resolution) which was to make up for a small shortfall on the literature desk. One brother kept his hand up to ask a question for so long that eventually it became embarrassing that he was being ignored so eventually the elder gave him a chance:
"You have rushed this through but you haven't told us how much money is involved ... brother", he said.
It all went quiet and then there were a few gasps as it was revealed to be something like 150 GBP (and this was quite a few years ago when that was worth something).
Apparently the KH got a free lot of literature every so many months so should really have been in credit.