thanks for the laugh!
Motivational Posters (Just Fun)
by Sparkplug 22 Replies latest jw friends
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Sparkplug
Same here babygirl~ That one is my favorite. Then Envy.
Hey Twitch! Nice Smile!
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SirNose586
You can find these lovely de-motivational posters just about anywhere. This local morning show has links to more....
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Sparkplug
HEllo SirNose!
I saw this on that page and thought of the discussions and cuddles going on the other threads. Dunno if I can make it make sense to anyone, but I am laughing myself silly here!!
DOG VS CAT
DOG DIARY
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today, I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today, I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.
He is obviously retarded!
E-Ya Later
Cat
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Bubblie
Loved the posters, especialy Envy! The dog & cat stuff is just too funny. I have had one of each so can relate. Birds are fun, too.
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momzcrazy
I laughed so hard at the YMCA one. My daughter has recently been "saved" and found Jesus. (He looks alot like the cute neighbor boy) She didn't think it was very funny.
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MsMcDucket
I remember when they called mullets the "Shag" hairstyle.
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JeffT
Not an exact quote but close. Ellen Degeneres on mullets: "The front is short and sophisticated, the back says "point me to the keg!"
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Lady Zombie
This isn't a Demotivational Poster, but funny none the less
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