My lunch for tomorrow convention

by Iwonder17 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    I would. I did.

    My best talks in KH were under the influence. That is the only way I could give them towards the end.

    Vodka is the way to go, whiskey leaves too much smell on the breath.

    BTS

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Why not spike them both, just to be safe.

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    At a convention diluted vodka just won't cut it. Chuck the lemonade.

    W

  • The Oracle
    The Oracle

    an excellent idea...

    Silent Sam is a good choice.

    The Oracle

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    My friend from Taiwan got me to try stinky tofu! They're not kidding! The smell of dirty socks lingered in my olfactory senses for hours and hours.

    I agree -- spike 'em both and then pass them around. You could get a nice little Happy Hour going in your corner of the convention!

    Nina

  • 1914BS
    1914BS

    Just make sure there are no bathroom line ups before you start drinking!

  • moreisbetter
    moreisbetter

    Jeebus!!! Where were all of these suggestions when I was packing lunch for the DC? VODKA? in the cheap lemon/lime soda???

    damn, wish I woulda thunk it

  • Poztate
    Poztate
    Or if you have a really authentic Chinese restaurant in the 'hood, get yourself an order of either hamyu or "stinky tofu" to go. Some black-bean chicken at the very least... The jacked-up lemonade is the perfect accompaniment!

    Nathan...You got it wrong...You eat the black bean chicken the night before so everyone can benefit from it..............

    Just wanted to add...my Wife's assembly is coming up this weekend. I have already told her I am going out to lunch ( not McDonald's) with my BIL who is another backslider.

    I invited my wife and SIL to join us but don't think that is going to happen. A soggy sandwich and jehovah's approval is worth much more than quality time with us...

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    We were too damn virtuous, moreisbetter. Good thing we're making up for lost time!

    Nina

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Another good idea is to have a cup of Starbucks coffee in the cup it came in. When they tell you to put it in a plain cup, you threaten to dump it right on the attendants that are trying to force you to waste a cup when Starbucks already gave you one.

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