At the fifth door, nobody is home. A garbage truck passes by, and the sanitation workers comment to each other "Those JW's have more garbage than we do!"
LOL!
Breaking News - Ramblings of the Governing Body
by Edward Elder 65 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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still_in74
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lovelylil
WHAT!! Angels can read hearts too now? What about all those years we were told only Jehovah can do that? Well, I guess Jehovah finally learned how to delegate. Lilly
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middleman
Damn, those witnesses killed my family with old light on blood/organ transplants but man did they dress nice at the funeral. Come on bro...
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Devilsnok
and at the sixth house the Angels say " You know what, this is sooo f**king boring, why don't they just spend some of their cash and put adverts on TV and stop wasting all this time"
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Kenneson
With angels like that, who needs the Witnesses? If they can keep a tab, let them go from door to door.
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skeeter1
Perhaps the angels mark the householder as a person who shuns "the religion that ruins Jehovah's name through protecting pedophiles, false doctrines, lies in literature, etc"...