The Douchiest Phone Message In History

by Elsewhere 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    It was funny until I read the information about his actions in the military and hospitals. If true, this is a dangerous person, dangerously narcissistic. Before that I was just thinking he was the kind of guy who wears a gold chain that gets tangled in his chest hair, and speedos on the beach. Thinks he's seriously sexy and has no clue what people really think. But if the other stuff is true, whooo, scary.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    This fellow sounds like he graduated from the Norman Bates school of psychology with a minor in charm. I bet he has his mother stuffed and mummified in his attic bedroom and has launched several "sleeping" young ladies into the rather large pond behind the family bed and breakfast.

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    elsewhere...

    I cant believe I listened to that whole damn thing...I kept trying to hit the stop button...but ...it ...was like watching a train wreck in slow motion.... you just cant believe he went on and on like that...

    Please take me out and shoot me if I ever say stupid $hit like that....

    Snakes ()

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Hey, I've known guys this disturbed.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Face the facts elegant and timid ladies, classy, completely single, available, passionate, assertive, intelligent, moneymaking, good-in-bed, great-catch guys like Dmitri don't grow on trees...

    ... they swing from trees.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Billy, and he doesn't have anything wrong with him. Well, I certainly wouldn't be his type.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    B the XB - that was really funny!

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