I've been a bad bad girl, but it was sooo good

LouBelle

I took a nibble and then a little more. Sucked on it, let it melt in my mouth. . . I ate 4 chocolates today! Not big ones, 2x 20 - 30g bars and 2x tiny boxes of smarties.

Last night I was at a bachelorette party and had a chocolate condom. Well seeing no purpose for this, I opened it up and tasted it. It tasted like puke. So while it was still rolled up, and being a bit buzzed that I was, I turned to my best girl friend and told her to "taste this". She thought I was giving her a chocolate candy. So I popped the whole thing in her mouth. She chewed and then made the best face I ever saw. I so wish I had had my camera.

Anyhow, I love little smarties. (Hate chocolate condoms.) They taste like Vaseline and wax. They need some little smarties flavored ones. This morning, I cannot hear a thing. But I will say something for having your girlfriends about. You wake up and your ears are ringing from some loud music. LOUD! And your mouth taste like kitten poo. Not a man in sight due to the wonderful world of c*ck block design via girlfriends. I had a watchdog and a watch freaking demon! They successfully warded off a Persian munchkin. Knee high to a duck one girl called him. A policeman I think who could dance like there was no tomorrow, and a band a mariachis. We had a blast. BUT I could really go for some REAL dark chocolate drink right now and some Sumatra Bold coffee. One of my favorite morning drinks. Lots of cream, lots of brown sugar.

Big Tex

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

-- Mae West

Pandoras cat

Hi Loubelle,

You just gotta live wild sometimes!! I have a question---what is a box of smarties?

Sparkplug

Big Tex, Mae West was a smart woman!!

Big Tex

You know, chocolate has never had the effect on me that it has on Nina. I guess it affects women different than guys. Maybe we're more beer oriented, I don't know.

Smarties? Here's a pic