A man commits loose conduct with a sister in his congregation but feels guilty about it, so he confesses to an elder.
"Brother, I committed a serious sin when I got involved with Sister Hottie. However, I just rubbed against her and didn't put it in "
Elder: "Well, brother, your loose conduct is still a serious committee matter and so, rubbing up against her is the same as putting it in.
I suggest that you pray for forgiveness on the matter ........... and perhaps, just to show your appreciation, you could use the
Contribution box".
The brother walks out of the hall but pauses at the contribution box and passes a 50 dollar bill , back and forth across the top and then leaves.
Later, the elder says, "Why did you do that with the money?"
"Because you said it's the same as putting it in"
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