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Hortensia

I've read some threads about the "encouraging" emails JWs send around to each other, usually saccharine and nauseating. It reminded me of something a friend and I did once. We started a rumor that there were special energetic vortices in my town, something having to do with the water table, the wind and the mountain. We talked about it around other folks, and if anyone asked, we said there were several vortices in our town, "but they won't let you know where they are." Within months not only were the airy-fairy types talking about the vortex, they had arranged a ceremony with an Indian shaman and some Tibetan monks on one of the hills nearby. Made me laugh.

so what I'm suggesting is a fake story, like those nauseating ones with the rapist, the JW, and the angels guarding her.

We could email it to all the JWs we know and see how long it takes to get back to us.

Hortensia

well, let's see. What about a humble JW married to an UBM who is abusive and tries to prevent her from practicing her religion. She and her kids are terrified because of him. Now what does she do or what does sky-daddy do to make him a believer and a better husband?

I just remembered a story from long long ago - a little boy gets inside the refrigerator stored in the garage and then he can't get out. So the little boy decided to pray really hard to jehovah. His mom was overcome with a very strong feeling that she ought to look in the old refrigerator and she finds him. Prayer saved his life! I always wondered why jehovah didn't just get her to disable the frig door so no one could be trapped in it.

Hortensia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmhAEv-oYwA

Hortensia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qciWEufZ2xA I think Whitney Houston is a much better singer than Celine Dionne. WH has a lovely voice, with amazing power and control. I think her "I will always love you" is one of the loveliest love songs around.

horrible life

I like it, but you need a weird twist to it. With detail. Like, the dog he raised, from a pup, bit him in his ass, got infected, had to lay on his stomach for a week, and he reached for the Truth Book, on the side table.

Hope4Others

I think Whitney Houston is a much better singer than Celine Dionne,

I like Whitney, but Celine comes up with winner of songs....tee hee hee

h4o

Can't think of any email jokes that we have not heard before....

Hortensia

I tried to post this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEYdoNRWw9I&feature=related but couldn't. I wonder why.

Hortensia

thanks Horrible for the idea. I couldn't really come up with anything either. But I think I like your touch - his vicious guard dog bites him in the butt, and he has to lie face down for a week and he picks up the truth book. Yeah, that would work. Who's going to write out the story?

Hope4Others

I don't know most of the U-tubes just don't work anymore...

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Hortensia

why are you two still up at this time of night? It's midnight here, but you all are farther east aren't you? I have the day off tomorrow and so I am going to stay up just as long as I want to. I'm a night person trapped in an early bird world.

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