Are cats for true christians? ..... A CO's response

by digderidoo 34 Replies latest jw friends

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  calico

  I am evil
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  hamsterbait

  Excellent spoof!

  Follows the Witchtower strategy perfectly.

  A few points you can fully accept.

  Then one you say well - okay.

  Then one you have to accept because the others have to be true, dont they?

  Before you know it the tractor is almost all the way down your throat.

  I particularly like the very WTesque *the bible does not say that cats were not at Herod's Birthday party." (Hence are wrong.)

  There was a genuine item on this, but the spoof is so much more fun.

  HB
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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  Of course it's satire. All JWs know that the cats will be there after the big A... eating dead apostate bodies.

  B the X
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  Meeting Junkie No More

  hamsterbait:

  Before you know it the tractor is almost all the way down your throat

  That has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read - I'm dying here! You guys are all just so damn funny!
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  Burger Time

  OMFG!!! HAHAHA. Holy crap that was a blast.