Name Certain Things JWs Can't Do

by minimus 85 Replies latest jw friends

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    American Brothers CAN go to Hooters......damn it! Here -"I'm sorry Brothers but I just go there for the fries."

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Here -"I'm sorry Brothers but I just go there for the fries."

    I thought you said thighs!!!

  • Quirky1
  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    There it is....

    Thou shalt not go to hooters...

  • minimus
    minimus

    JWs can't speak freely about something they disagree with about their religion----no matter what it is! Otherwise you're an "apostate".

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    they cant post on a minimus thread?

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    They can't give themselves oral sex ......actually no one can, it's physically impossible!

  • cawshun
    cawshun

    They can't take handle the TRUTH even if it comes from their own material. COC

    They can't handle any questions that come from the world class, they get up and run if they can't answer!

    They can't see the tree's through the forest

  • minimus
    minimus

    007, I believe you are incorrect. There are some dextrous ones that can "pull this off". (pardon the pun).

  • LockedChaos
    LockedChaos

    No matter what you do
    Some elder somewhere has a drum to beat about it

    It's a matter of control
    Keep all off balance
    There is no comfort zone

    keep the cattle prods fired up
    Keep the herd moving
    Does not matter if it's to nowhere

    Moving & worrying = NO THINKING
    Thinking = Questioning
    Questioning = Looking for Answers
    Finding Answers = Leaving the Herd
    Leaving the Herd = Cattle prods Can't reach you

    Freedom
    Work for it!!

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