So now Sweetstuff wants Brainwashing powers over people! If you were Jehovah we would have no free will.....free will to obey you or die...take your pick!
Nah, I wouldn't be an Archtypical God, I wouldn't command crime and punishment for all who disobeyed me, more like use my power to amuse myself, oh wait...I see your point.
Mr. M...baggy underwear? Umm, I don't think you'd find my thongs too comfy, lol.
JD, too complicated? Nope, it would be like watching CPAC (the canadian parliment channel) alot of hot air, and boring as all get out!