Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.* This kind of sex happens when you first meetsomeone and you both have sex until you areblue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.* This is when you have been with your partnerfor a short time and you are so needy you willhave sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.* This is when you have been with your partnerfor a long time. Your sex has gotten routine andyou usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.* This is when you have been with your partnerfor too long. When you pass each other in theHallway you both say 'screw you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nunin the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.* This is when you cannot stand your wife anymore. She takes you to court and screws youin front of everyone. And; Last, but not least,The 7th kind of sex is called: Canada Pension Sex.* You get a little each month,but not enough to enjoy your self.PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL MEWHAT STAGE YOU IN. I have enough problems of my own.
thought this was a silly little email for a few laughs...
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