Next time they come around give them my address.
I would like for them to explain some of their doctrines to me...
Being NO Part of the world
The YMCA
The UN
The Jehovah's Witnesses haven't knocked on my door or left any of their good literature here for over 4 years.
Come to think about it...
That's about the time my name was announced one Thursday night, Hmmmmmm.
Sure I can do that. Send it along to me and I'll send it to them and heh since they're usually standing right by my mailbox I can stick some stamps on them and tuck them in, the postman will pick them up.
So, I said "Yeah, uhm, I'm an apostate." The big grins dissapeared and they walked away.
Bravo good madam bravo
ROFLMBAO
Why thank you my dear
The dubs must be lazy in Charlotte, going on 5 years now and I have only had one JW run in. The one time it did happen I wasn't at my house. I keep waiting for the knock one Saturday morning but it never comes.
They probably walk by your house and point and say..."oooooh there's Burgertime's house. I heard he made a pact with the devil..."
Yeah, it's funny. I KNOW these people KNOW I'm the big bad wolf, er apostate. But still it seems like they come.I think they think I've gone soft. Heh, in my old age, I guess I have.