So... Where Are They?

by COMF 16 Replies latest jw friends

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  alliwannadoislive

  ahh i see you have all missed the new ministry - as the earlier bros pioneered the use of talking movies and the gramophone record player, the new brethren have set themselves up in msn chatrooms and 'get a handle' such as Joachin, pretend to be leading a 'lively bible discussion' and instead, cross-examine and abuse 'innocent' visitors (yes, that was me he was rude to)

  what easier and more pleasant way could there be to fill up your monthly report - no going out in the cold or knocking on scummy doors with snotty nosed kids peeking through them - ok so you don't place many magazines, but hey - shove them in the bin and lie about that too ...

  so, young comf, does this maybe explain why you haven't been visited yet ?
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  avengers

  We don't have a war against the people. We have a war against the ones that exploit the ones who do not have the strenghth to choose for themselves.

  "Few are they that look through their own eyes and feel with their own heart"

  
  A. Einstein
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  ISP

  They probably lost the map! When its found they will be round again. You will probably find when they do...you get about 2 or 3 calls because they lkeep losing the NH slip.

  Like waiting for a bus....wait ages and 3 come at once.

  ISP
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  COMF

  Hey, Satan,

  i think 'look you up on the internet' is going to cause alarm.

  It is my intention to cause alarm. I want the fear of the internet to set in on them, and then I want them to look at the technical books on my shelf and the computer equipment on my desk and realize that they're talking to an IT professional, and that if they want to recruit me they are going to have to avoid looking like retards in my eyes by being afraid of the internet.

  I intend to provoke that particular spate of cognitive dissonance in them. I want them to wrestle with how they are going to tell me that I shouldn't be looking at internet websites. I want them to study on how best to explain that the information on the exJW websites is inaccurate, particularly when it is simply cited material from WBTS literature.

  I want them to look at the information on the screen themselves, when I as the newly interested person show it to them, pointing with my finger to the spot on the screen where the words are. I'm just an IT guy doing what I do with everything, see. I'm Joe Computerguy, and I got interested in something (Jehovah's Witnesses) so I looked it up on the 'net. How are they going to tell me I shouldn't be doing that?

  That's what I want them to think about.

  COMF
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  Marilyn

  Comf, Fear the not, they will come. I had the same thing happen when I moved here. It must have been eight to ten months before they showed up. I was always home or one of my kids was - so they were very conspicious by their absence. Like you I was looking forward to a visit. Anyway - it's done me no good. I had my fun, just like you are anticipating, but you can't get away with anything now days. They are so finely tuned to picking up on anyone who know more than they should. They get suspicious real quick. Soon as they have trouble answering your questions they blame it on you! Like: how did you know to ask that question that we can't answer properly? You must know more than you are letting on. You must be apostate and that is why we can't answer your questions. Phew! They can relax and leave with a clear conscience. No need to worry themselves about those difficult issues after all.

  So enjoy the short ride when it comes. But just like sex it's over all too quickly - and I'm telling you, you will be left high and dry!!!

  Marilyn
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  GatoCat

  Thanks, Marilyn! I'm waiting in hopes. We'll see. I know that with some folks they'll do just as you say, but I'm usually pretty good in a confrontation. I can play verbal ping-pong for a long time. Subtlety is a favorite tool of mine. :)

  But just like sex it's over all too quickly - and I'm telling you, you will be left high and dry!!!

  Oh, oh, girl... you've been sleeping with the wrong people! ;)

  COMF
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  Marilyn

  LOL!!!! So ya dunno what it feels like to be left high and dry???

  Where did that saying originate? Sounds like a good slogan for estrogen cream advertisement!!!!

  Marilyn