Why Algebra is not for Christians

by metatron 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    While there are many popular customs in the world
    that appear innocent, mature Christians always put
    Jehovah's view of matters first in their lives.

    In recent times, it has been reported that some
    young Christians have gotten involved with algebra.
    Often as a result of attending college, young folks
    can fall prey to bad associations and the suffering
    that symbolic mathematics can cause. Obeying the
    lead of the 'faithful slave' in these matters can
    prevent much harm.

    Clearly, algebra has pagan origins being derived
    from ancient Babylonian, Greek and Arabic sources.
    In modern times times, algebra has developed into
    a cryptic system of symbols, not unlike astrology
    or numerology. Those who become adepts in this
    product of Satan's world seek "answers" to problems
    in the manipulation of hidden "variables". Young
    people need to be warned about the effects of occult
    mathematics. Sleepness nights, anxiety, and hours
    spent in obsessive study are typical. Even threats
    of suicide have reported amidst the mental confusion
    that this 'dark art' engenders.

    Certainly, true Christians should have no trouble
    discerning the bad fruitage of practising algebra.
    While some weaker ones may object, it should be
    clear to mature Christians that the reasoning here
    is every bit as valid as that given for avoiding
    other pagan customs like Christmas or Thanksgiving.

    metatron (trig is bad, too!)

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    You are sooo right about Algebra and any math being bad for dubs. Just look at this formula for instance...it is shocking!

    (12GB/6,000,000Dubs)* 1914 * 1975 * 2000 -607 B.C. + prayer
    =N Apostates laughing their asses off

    Skipper

  • COMF
    COMF

    (trig is bad, too!)

    "The sine of [Christ's] presence" warns that now is not the time to be involving oneself in matters tangential to the fulfilling of his glorious will for the earth. Trigonometry is simply Satan's means for filling the minds of his victims with complex, oblique and obtuse information. By using our time wisely in service of Jehovah's visible organization and striving to reflect his radian glory, we will be enabled to avoid the snare of trigonometry and escape the hypotenoose!

    COMF

  • josephus
    josephus

    ahh the temptation of algabra.

    i cant tell you the times at night i prayed for help from jehovah to stop opening the books late at night.

    regards

    josephus

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Metatron

    Just the title cracked me up. Too funny. I think dwelling on algebra could lead to other unclean practices such as masterbation.

    SS

  • larc
    larc

    One must stay away from statistics as well. The normal distribution is shaped like a breast, and a leptokurdic distribution is a phallic symbol. Studying these "curves" can cause unclean thoughts.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    metatron

    @ http://www.digital-brilliance.com/kab/techgnos.txt a computer writer connects the computer lineage to, what christians would call occult. So really, since computers are a gift of satan, mature chritsians would have nothing to do with them, as they have nothing to do w christmas, birthdays, the un :), halloween etc.

    Sorry, i couldn't find an html version of the essay.
    SS

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    so geometry's out too then with all those EVIL PYRAMIDS!!!!

    Ven

    "Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Here is the html version of techgnosis, magic and memory, for those who would like to read it.
    http://www.levity.com/figment/infoangels.html

    SS

  • Tammie
    Tammie

    So anything that keeps a christian awake at night is EVIL, EVIL, EVIL... eeeewwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee. lol. It's from the Devil. I guess they better stop having those babies. You sure don't get any sleep when the wee one comes along. Baby goes to sleep, but when mama tries to lay down, its like they are alerted to when she tries. And to make matters worse, waite till they get older---worry worry worry. And then your back to that no sleeping bit. (Please don't take this seriously, it is almost 3:30 am, I get a bit ditzy when it is this late.

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