If this is true, I swear to god I want off this planet.

by IP_SEC 30 Replies latest jw friends

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  hotspur

  Would that be both Full Fat AND Low Calorie?
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  Devilsnok

  Kids fill paper bags with Mayo, they then go for a drive, spot a victim walking down the street then lob the bag full of Mayo out of the window whilst speading past.
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  Dorktacular

  Where I live, you can't buy the following things without showing proof of age and/or ID:

  Tobacco, alcohol, firearms, movies, cds, video games, pornography, spray paint, carburetor cleaner, brake cleaner, acetone, MEK, denatured alcohol, condoms or other birth control, cold medicine, rubber cement and bulk fertilizer. Those are the few that I've encountered. I'm sure there are more.
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  CoonDawg

  She said that it could be used to make methanphetamine. We were both very sick with nasty colds, and he just lost it. He told the cashier that he didn't even know what the f**k meth was.

  Actually, kids love the liquid cold medicines for other properties...including the high alcohol content. I don't think Nyquil or Dayquil contains pseudoephedrine in high enough quantities to merit all the filtration they'd have to do for extracting meth oil. So, not only did your cashier not know what "meth" is but she also swallowed a line of BS from some uninformed superior who thought it sounded good. Many cough suppressants and OTC medications are sought by young people because the contain dextromethorphan or "Dex" or "skittles" as the kids call it.When taken at doses higher than are medically recommended, dextromethorphan acts as a dissociativehallucinogenic drug. It is classified neurochemically as an NMDA receptor antagonist, producing effects similar to those of the controlled substances ketamine and phencyclidine (PCP), which affords it a significant potential for abuse.
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  Carmel

  Hey, I was asked for my ID when I went to pick up my Viagra perscription last week! Seems it can be used for a delayed bomb fuse for up to six hours!!! carm
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  Nathan Natas

  Real mayonnaise is mostly vegetable oil, so it might be possible to mix it with fertilizer to create an ANFO-like explosive device. Likewise for crisco, which is entirely vegetable oil.

  Or, as a gag "bomb" a chunk of dry ice could be plopped into a plastic jar of mayonnaise and the cap replaced. The dry ice would pressurize the container and eventually blow the lid off or burst the plastic container, thus causing the mayo to take flight, thereby making the surrounding environs more delicious.

  A paper bag filled with mayo and thrown at an unsuspecting target? Sure, but I doubt that a paper bag filled with crisco would have quite the same effect.

  I once unintentionally overdosed on Dex-HBr cough syrup, and the effect was pretty strange - like "I" was in a bubble about 3 feet above my body. I guess that's why they call it "getting high."
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  Anti-Christ

  Wow! there are some crazy stuff in your country.Here in Canada, we are not as paranoide.
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  Nathan Natas

  You don't have mayo or crisco in Canada? I'll bet they have both in Quebec.
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  Not Feeling It

  Liberally edited and abbreviated for humor's sake...

  When the government came for the Mayo,
  I remained silent;
  It was too high in fat.

  When they locked up Salad Dressings,
  I remained silent;
  I thought that stuff had a nasty taste.

  When they came for Thousand Island,
  I did not speak out;
  I was not big on Big Macs.

  When they came for the Yellow Mustard,
  I remained silent;
  I prefer that spicy brown stuff.

  When they came for my Hienz Ketchup,
  there was no one left to speak out, which is sad 'cause that stuff is the bomb.

  -- Not Eating It
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  Quirky1

  Mr.Plumber and aluminum foil in a 2 liter soda bottle.