I love that song Sweetstuff.
My New Family
by str8?so is spaghetti..until you heat it up 64 Replies latest jw friends
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str8?so is spaghetti..until you heat it up
Saywhat...move to Sydney?
Can we adopt a dozen children? Then we can have a herd of little toddlers.
My dad is already coming to terms with my 'gender anxieties' (his terminology, not mine, i think he is afraid of the word 'homosexual'), Imagine if i was gay with another ex witness boy!
Our parents could cling to each other and mutter about how close it is to the end, while they speculate about whether or not we have AIDS and our Dad's can have a 'i'm more macho than you, its not my fault my son is a fag" competition.
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sweetstuff
I love that song Sweetstuff.
It's a classic.
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saywhat29
LOLZ, OH My God, can you imagine the title of the article they would do on our parents?
'United by Faggotry: How Jehovah helped two families afflicted with homosexuality deal through troubled times'
And then the article would mention how loving Jehovah God was for bringing us together so our parents could have each other, and that with wo witness families they would soon 'save us' from our sinful inclinations/gender anxieties.
LOLZ At least you Have a Dad. By me not having one my faggotry will always be blamed o that sole fact.
"where's his dad? A-Ha! I have solved the mystery to your sons ghey!" At least your family has no idea, mine 'knows' why I am the way I am.
but on the dozen kids. HELLZ No! If I have to look at a dozen behinds to clean that will make me less likely to want yours afterwards. i'm just being honest.
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Tara
Very nice thread, Str8. I want to be an Auntie.
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str8?so is spaghetti..until you heat it up
Oh honey, we're hiring a nanny. I don't 'do' that sort of work.
They would be token children, so that we are looked upon as the 'ultimate' new age family.
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saywhat29
"Jehovah's Love Where the Sun doesn't Shine!"
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str8?so is spaghetti..until you heat it up
Oh Tara, you are IN LIKE FLYNN.
Yay another Aunt!
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str8?so is spaghetti..until you heat it up
Ahhh saywhat... you make me laugh.
Now make out with me.
Seriously.
A good sense of humour is hot.
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saywhat29
Don't touch my hair!