Goofy idea, please play along

by heybaby 10 Replies latest jw experiences

  • heybaby
    heybaby

    What should this year's district convention have been called? I have some ideas: "Shut Up and Go With It" District Convention "Fall In Soldiers!" District Convention "Thinking - The Unforgivable Sin" District Convention

  • bigwilly
    bigwilly

    "Freedom is Slavery" District Convention

  • Casper
  • changeling
    changeling

    Happy are the poor and uneducated.

    changeling :)

  • sir82
    sir82

    "Satan Lives in the Internet" District Convention

    "Your Child Will Turn Into a Drug-Addled Spirit-Possessed Fornicating Atheist the Moment You Let Him Set Foot on a College Campus" District Convention

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Child Molestation--It Takes Two to Tango

  • FlipThis
    FlipThis

    "What would Jesus Do?"

    Wait....

    Do they know who he is?

    How about:

    "Jesus Christ; Is there STILL Money in your pockets?"

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy

    "Come and drink life's water free while going broke supporting our pedophile defense fund"

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Welcome, brothers and sisters, to the...

    "Nothing is at Hand" District Convention

  • karen96
    karen96

    The Divine Babble District Convention

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