What should this year's district convention have been called? I have some ideas: "Shut Up and Go With It" District Convention "Fall In Soldiers!" District Convention "Thinking - The Unforgivable Sin" District Convention
Goofy idea, please play along
by heybaby 10 Replies latest jw experiences
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bigwilly
"Freedom is Slavery" District Convention
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changeling
Happy are the poor and uneducated.
changeling :)
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sir82
"Satan Lives in the Internet" District Convention
"Your Child Will Turn Into a Drug-Addled Spirit-Possessed Fornicating Atheist the Moment You Let Him Set Foot on a College Campus" District Convention
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jamiebowers
Child Molestation--It Takes Two to Tango
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FlipThis
"What would Jesus Do?"
Wait....
Do they know who he is?
How about:
"Jesus Christ; Is there STILL Money in your pockets?"
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ohiocowboy
"Come and drink life's water
freewhile going broke supporting our pedophile defense fund" -
Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Welcome, brothers and sisters, to the...
"Nothing is at Hand" District Convention
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karen96
The Divine Babble District Convention