There was an old lady...

by Mrs. Witness 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mrs. Witness
    Mrs. Witness

    Last night my husband told me that there's an old lady in his congregation who thinks I'm "cute" and offered to talk to me since she also had a UBM and is concerned about our marriage.

    I wanted to gag. What do you think? Should I talk to this nosy old bitty? (no offense to our older JWD members)

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    I clicked on this 'cause I thought it's be more of a limerick. Boy was I wrong.

    I vote no. Tell the ole mare to mind her business.

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    Hell no, she just want's to convert you and hubby is probably in on it!

    nj

  • changeling
    changeling

    Uhhh...no!

    changeling :)

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I shun people who swallow flies. She might swallow you!

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M
    I clicked on this 'cause I thought it's be more of a limerick. Boy was I wrong.

    Me too. Although, I think this is one that deserves a limerick. I will start it:

    There was an old lady who thought I was cute...

  • Mrs. Witness
    Mrs. Witness

    Nice one Prince...what part of Ohio?

    Of course I'm going to tell hubby to tell her "no", but I have to admit, my curiosity almost got the better of me. I talked to his hard-core JW mom once for about 2 hours and hubby was deflated when I said that she was not able to convince me to "turn". It was interesting to listen to the pat responses of someone who's been in for 30 years who's son is an elder (NOT hubby, of course).

  • LockedChaos
    LockedChaos

    Mrs. W

    Next time that biddy calls

    Think of this

    and try not to laugh

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    sorry I'm having a brainfart here but what is a UBM?

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    Cuz I'm thinking Ugly Bowel Movements

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