Name Things That Are Uniquely "Special" To Jehovah's Witnesses

by minimus 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    One thumb in their mouth and the other up their Heineken.

  • Casper
    Casper

    At the time, for us...

    We were encouraged to have the complete set of "Kingdom Melodies" on CD.

    We were to listen to them at home during our meals together as a family... "Which we did"...

    Cas

  • SuperApostateGirl
    SuperApostateGirl

    Bagged Lunches and Hot Car Rides in the Country!

    http://paulbuckley14059.wordpress.com/2007/08/

    Looking for followers in old farm houses!

    At least thats how I wasted service time!LOL!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    They, every single one of 'em, are "Special." As in Forrest Gump and Bubba special.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Time cards and a good supply of the latest mags. Bible optional.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    4 door cars.

    Callous on middle knuckle of middle finger of right hand.

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    A heart made of stone for shunnung purposes.

  • yknot
    yknot

    Our own little cultic language.... known as JWspeak, Dubbish, or Theocratese

    http://oroborus21.com/jwnet/theocratese/index.html

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    A good call book. When I was in, the humanoid that studied with didn't like the idea of my using an electronic device for calls (too easy to delete without being detected) or a cheap notepad. They wanted me to spend about $8 on a call book (in the late 1980s) and another $2 a pad for slips that indicated what was discussed at calls.

    What a waste of money!

  • Anony-Mouse
    Anony-Mouse

    A disregard for the advancement of technology (aka the Internet) .

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