by Englishman 25 Replies latest jw friends
Fred,
I am patient with you because I do not desire any to be destroyed, but please, please, would you do me the Christian kindness of not irritating me by spelling 'wonder', 'WANDER'.
'Wander' is what your mind does at the the meetings, 'wonder' is what our minds do at your comments.
HS
I rule from the bottom.
Joel
Oh joel, you and your bottom.
Slipnslidemaster:"The average person thinks he isn't."
- Father Larry Lorenzoni
Fred's just a little confused because he's been neutered. He doesn't know if he should follow or lead. Just think...if you're balls had been cut off, you'd be a cranky little twit like him too!
Nannygoat,
I didn't know you was down there.
I remember a self important elder telling a sister in a divided home to come and tell him when she was down and emotional due to her 'time of month' problems and not to go talking to the other sisters. He just knew everything and was HEAD of his household.
s'ok Englishman, it's natural to protect the better half.
I've always gone by this saying;
The man might be the head of the house; but the missus is the neck; and the neck controls the head!
The pompous elders are just heads with broken necks because they swung too far to their extremes!
LOL@Billygoat
And Eman I am shocked at your language!
I like it when you get feisty. I'll bet the missus does too.
think41self
Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
T41,
Sorry! Can't believe what I said. Wow. I'm not taking the cowards way out and deleting it though.
Anyway, I meant it!
Englishman.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....
Eman
You certainly don't owe me or anyone else an apology. We can all have our buttons pushed and just get mad, it's no biggie.
Besides, like I said, I like it when you get feisty.
You're still one of the classiest guys here, Ebaby.
think41self
Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
Any married man who doesn't recognize who actually runs the house is delusional. If it weren't for Mrs. Yarrum, my credit would be bad, I'd have a serious drinking problem and my house would be a crude one room flat. Not that any of that sounds all that bad, but my kids wouldn't particularly like it.
My father told me a funny story once about going door to door as a new JW back in the early 1950's. He was with the, at that time, congregation servant. They were offering a book to a man at his door who said he couldn't accept the book until he talked to his wife. The congregation servant asked "Why ask your wife, aren't you the head of your house?" With that the man stepped onto the porch and punched the CS in the face and knocked him off the porch. It's probably good that they didn't meet the man's wife.
