TELL US 3 THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF; ONE THEM A LIE

by Terry 218 Replies latest jw friends

  • caliber
    caliber

    MrsJones5,

    1. My shoe size is 13

    2. I played basketball in high school

    3. I'm the CEO of a clothing company

    But if I'm wrong don't come near me....I once had a high school teacher who used a size 13 running

    shoe as a strap..... his words " I don't have a strap ,this runner serves the purpose .. if i have to

    used it I'll hit you three times... everyone will be a home-run !

    Caliber

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    lol nope, wrong, that is my actually shoe size (though it's taken a few years for me to admit to it much to the amusement of my dear hubby).

    Oh and I'm not a violent person...unless greatly provoked

  • caliber
    caliber

    Mrs.jones5,

    My but you have a great understanding ... just think how tall you could have been

    if there wasn't so much" turn up for feet ? " ....

    Caliber

  • logic&reason
    logic&reason

    Ms Jones... 13!

    If that's true, you would be crazy not to play basketball,

    So #3 is the lie.

  • Renegade
    Renegade

    1. I've been inches away from a shark.

    2. I've read Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire three times.

    3. I've never smoked a cigarette.

  • Octarine Prince
    Octarine Prince

    #2 Two times on a Potter book is more than enough, plus the movie.

  • Renegade
    Renegade

    Aaargh! You got it straight away!

  • Renegade
    Renegade

    Okay, I'll try again...

    1. My Grandad met a celebrity in the street one day.

    2. I was kicked down the bottom step when I was a baby. (I was told it was an accident but I feel otherwise )

    3. I found my avatar on google.

  • digderidoo
    digderidoo

    1. After a night out I attemtped to steal a double decker bus.

    2. After a night out i danced on the center spot of the cities football stadium.

    3. After a night out i pushed my mate onto the main road whilst he was in a shopping trolley.

    Paul

  • Renegade
    Renegade

    I think 1 is false digeridoo.

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