Witless numbers are not in decline - nobody leaves the Truth.

by hamsterbait 15 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    I LEFT....but I am sure my Publisher Record Card is still in their "Inactive" files...and all kinds of records about me up at BorgHeadquarters.

    Mary:

    because at my sister's ASSembly, they recently whined how approximately "37% of our young people are leaving the Truth

    I wonder how they can come up with such an exact number? There are no record keeping forms that track age that go to the Society. The Publisher Card does have gender and birth date on it, but none of that information goes to the Borg. Me thinks the Society is making up numbers again. Me thinks the number 7 million witlesses is overstated.

    N1A:

    I pray the day that bethel gets leveled to the ground!

    That would be a waste...I would rather see all of the Society's buildings converted to useful purposes:

    EXAMPLE: 360 Furman (old shipping) now condos: Studios starting at half million: http://www.onebrooklyn.com/ bet Brooklyn Heights is glad to have this building back on the tax rolls.

    Patterson would make a great Resort with some modifications. Walkhill factories could be converted to useful industrial purposes. The surrounding (now mostly unused by Bethel) farmland converted back to agricultural uses.. and all of those facilities/properties returned to the NY tax rolls. That part of upstate NY is beautiful....

    Snakes ()

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    It must have been in 2006 when I was at a Circuit Assembly and the latest figures had shown a paltry increase of 1.3%...That did not stop the speaker saying how fast the work was moving on and how "Jehovah is speeding up the work at his own time"...Liar!

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    The circular logic goes like this:

    "We are a unified people. If you disagree you are no longer one of us. Therefore, we are a unified people."

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    HB, it's not in "decline"... it's called "negative growth".

    But simply counting those physically present is very deceiving. After counting all those "invisibly present" in the congregation since 1914, there are actually 23 quadrillion JWs.

    How's that for 'spin'.

    B the X

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    Wasn't there a comment about the "invisible growth of the organization?"

  • Number1Anarchist
    Number1Anarchist

    That would be a waste...I would rather see all of the Society's buildings converted to useful purposes:

    EXAMPLE: 360 Furman (old shipping) now condos: Studios starting at half million: http://www.onebrooklyn.com/ bet Brooklyn Heights is glad to have this building back on the tax rolls.

    Patterson would make a great Resort with some modifications. Walkhill factories could be converted to useful industrial purposes. The surrounding (now mostly unused by Bethel) farmland converted back to agricultural uses.. and all of those facilities/properties returned to the NY tax rolls. That part of upstate NY is beautiful....

    Snakes ( )

    Snakes

    I would be totally be satisfied with that as long as Satans printing presses got turned off. They are the biggest Spammers on the planet and should be thrown in prison for flooding the market with lies and deceit!

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