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Young people ask: If God did not want me touching my "weener", why didnt he put in the middle of my back? where I cant reach it.

"Why does Dad like to wear Mom's Undies?"

"How Come I Can't Just Stay Home & Watch 'Friends' on Meeting Nights?"

"Is There a God - Who Cares?" (OK, that's a moldy oldy)

"How Much Ecstasy Can I Take & Still Make Coherent Comments At The Watchtower Study?"

"If I Dream I'm Informal Witnessing To Pamela Anderson, & Have A 'Nocturnal Emission', Can I Still Count The Time?"

"Are You There, God? It's Me - Joelbear" (Joelbear, ya know I love ya! )

"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"

Old people ask:

where did my youth go?

Young People Axe... Why do all the women in my congregation have to wear pantyhose (that's tights to you Brits) - even in the middle of summer!

I'm right and your wrong. Now shut up and stop your crying, or we will just have every one shun you.

Is being a braindead hypocrite really the best way of life?

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