Please sum up each day of what the dc was about in one or two sentences, can be smart alecky, serious or to make a jw think.
Example- Friday- Do not go to college.......
thank you.
Please sum up the dc in one or two sentences....
by carla 13 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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jgnat
It's more boring than you think.
Friday
Testimonials - how the convention helped me.
Young People - be a good Witness everywhere.
Saturday
Field Service - fun and fruitful.
Coping with temptation.
Sunday
Be good.
Drama and closing Bethelite remarks. The bethelite throws in a few zingers that are the only news of the weekend. Trust the Faithful and Discreet Slave even if it makes no sense. Polite clapping. The flowers are bought by the super-faithful and the martyred few wash down the convention centre. One must be a good witness, after all.
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sir82
Same $4!+, different day.
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WTWizard
Another complete waste of the weekend.
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MissingLink
You must accept this steaming platter of monkey dung as abosulte truthful spiritual food, or else god will hate you.
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RULES & REGULATIONS
"Brothers....Please take your seats as we will inculcate you with the same drivel we have pounded into your heads for the last century.Brother Monotone will instruct us how to place the new book,"The End is Near for the WTS if the End is Not Near Soon." Let's all sing out of tune song #666.......and bow our heads as Brother Tension Mounting will give us a 12 minute prayer thanking everything he can think of so we can be reminded how spiritual he is."
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OUTLAW
Wasted time in your life..You`ll never get back...............
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DanTheMan
Friday: Go out in Field Circus more!!
Saturday: Go to meetings more!!
Sunday: Feel guilty about everything more!! -
shamus100
Friday: Welcome, here's the rules for the next three days. Yes, this is going to suck big time...
Saturday: (the horror... the horror...) Regurgitated nonsense, falling asleep followed by sudden wakeful moments when everyone starts clapping, with you suddenly joining in. The drama! The drama! SUCKS!
Sunday: (GET ME OUT OF HERE... WHY GOD, WHY???) Regurgitated nonsense, some stupid new 'new light' nonsense to tickle your ears, get people talking about when the 'end' is. YUCK!
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MAHERSHALALHASHBAZ
I thought the drama was on Sunday.
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