If JW's ever had a University..what would the football team's nickname be?

IreallydidwalkoutofaKH

I was thinking it could be the University of Bethel Fighting Janitors! With toilets on each side of the helmet.
Satanus

Call the football 'truth', as the wt loves kicking it around. 'Course, it would be the only real, true football in any of the games;)

S
Satanus

Call the goalposts '1000 yrs'. They would be special goalposts that could be moved up or down the field, as the wt corp saw fit.

S
easyreader1970

Warning. This topic is invalid. The Witnesses do not believe in healthy competition.
asilentone

JW Sheep
megs

Bill Maher had a funny one liner about a Christian University... Their team should've been called "The Fighting Christy's"
yknot

The obvious..... "KINGDOM PROCLAIMERS"
stillajwexelder

The Knockers
willyloman

Oh, come one, this is easy: Pioneers.
keyser soze

The Knockers
Can't wait to see the cheerleaders.