JW-Based Names for JW-Based Businesses

by Nosferatu 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    While doing some job hunting, I came across an ad for a cleaning business called "Paradise Cleaning" or something like that. I'd think it's a 99% chance that the company is a bunch of JWs.

    What are some of the goofy names you've seen for JW's home businesses?

  • 2112
    2112

    I agree with that, I can't count how many companies with those names.

    New World ...., Bethel ...., Kingdom ...., it is to funny.

  • Octarine Prince
    Octarine Prince

    You have to remember that many of those companies that you don't know the owners of personally could be founded by Christians with more than the average Bible knowledge.

    We have several businesses that are named Agape ---- this or that, for example.

  • carla
    carla

    Paradise Cleaning, hmm, that is just too funny!

  • Kinjiro
    Kinjiro

    RC Bar & Pub (Relaxed Conduct)

    Faithful and Discreet Slave Video Club (specializing in Discipline and Bondage videos..)

    Small Remnant Antiques Shop and Funeral Parlor

    Las Vegas show called "Great Crowd - mass hypnosis comedy review!"

    more to come....

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink

    On I-95 I saw a tour bus with a sign on the side: "Jehovah's Motor Tours". I assumed they were going for a Bethel tour.

    I was still "in", and I thought this was very blasphemous.

  • nomoreguilt
    nomoreguilt

    PIONEER TRANSMISSION...........Started by 2 brothers who wanted to work part time/pioneer.

    PIONEER AUTO BODY...........2 witnesses, the second a friend of mine. One, newly baptised, married a young sister who claimed to be annointed. His partner was a faithful brother, my old friend, looking to invest his money. Well, the first guy got involved in illegal parts sales and trouble with the IRS. He left town and my old friend got got holding the bag. Lost his home, reputation, etc.

    NEW WORLD HOME IMPROVEMENTS.

    NEW WORLD CARPET CLEANING

    PIONEER CABINITRY

    NMG

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    "Nu System" followed by the name of the service provided. Can't remember if it was carpet cleaning or central vacuum installation, something like that. Saw it on a truck once when we were driving through a small town. Just knew they were dubs!

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    Rook Janitorial

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    Elder-berry Wine Co.

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