John Doe for president

by John Doe 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    me either

  • LisaAnn
    LisaAnn

    LOL- was she wearing a pantsuit? Haha that's how I knew it was fake! Nice try on that photoshopped poster on the side of the bus. Very funny.

    You gotta be Lutheran or Methodist I think.

  • wings
    wings

    I think your biggest problem is finding a woman for a running mate.....any ideas?

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    I think your biggest problem is finding a woman for a running mate.....any ideas?

    Oh, that shouldn't be hard. All I need would be a woman who is

    1. hot
    2. willing to do all the work but give me the credit
    3. make me look smart
    4. hot
    5. willing to be a scapegoat and "take one for the team"
    6. non assertive
    7. hot

    That shouldn't be too hard, right?

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Maybe, one of those christian yoga girls would meet your specs. No boobs, though. 'Course, that's a plus for the pious christian vote;)

    S

  • Junction-Guy
    Junction-Guy

    Sorry, you don't have my vote

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Sorry, you don't have my vote

    I must be doing something right then.

  • Junction-Guy
    Junction-Guy

    What it is, I don't know

  • mustang
    mustang

    Vote for me... and vote often

    Mustang

  • mustang
    mustang
    What goes better with a green shirt, blue tie, and black coat--Catholicism or Episcopalian?

    Better stick to Catholic: I don't remember if Episcopals go for confession & penance. You're going to need all the breaks you can get.

    Mustang

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