The lovely colored brochure on 'How to Dress when visiting Bethel', hasn't reached everybody yet,
Perhaps that will be your surprise
OR ?????
fokyc
PO reads a special letter tonight...
by JWFreak 41 Replies latest jw friends
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JWFreak
Well you can always go back to him after the special letter is read and tell him all the dffeent ways you thought it was soooooo important and how the cong are blessed by his confidentiality in the 'weighty matters'
Nice one Besty
The guy is one who would Lurrrve to be one of these special Circuit elders....Not interested in anyone just the position
Anyway leaving for a couple of hours of crap
JWF -
four candles
Its all about going to stand in the line of fire from the Hadron Collider to get into the news system.
Form an orderly queue.
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Tired of the Hypocrisy
Tell him that I said he is an assole.
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Finally-Free
He'll probably announce which BS has the privilege of cleaning the kingdom hall this Saturday.
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still_in74
I bet it will announce something extraordinary, like a new tract, or some book in a new language! Oh how we are all blessed!
of course to make this even funnier I read it in the thick kazakstanian accent of Borat!
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rebel8
"Your contributions for literature came up $423.19 short for the month of August. Please scrape it up and get it to us before the 15th or late charges will apply and if Armageddon starts while you are in arrears you will be toast."
That's it. I am now creating a Gregor Fan Club. Who's with me? -
Mickey mouse
Bump for JWFreak. What was the letter?
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independent_tre
Even if I forget to come back and find out what was in the letter, this thread was hella funny!
Thanks for the laughs tonite folks, I really needed it.
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RubaDub
The letter may contain the rumored change in the District Assembly arrangement.
Beginning with the 2009 service year, those wishing to arrive early and save blocks of seats for family and friends will be asked by the attendants for a suggested contribution of $5 per seat.
Rub a Dub