CAN A JW HAVE A CLONED CHILD?

by badboy 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • MAHERSHALALHASHBAZ
    MAHERSHALALHASHBAZ

    I knew a JW that had a cloned child. Said it didn't taste half bad.

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Since cloning does not involve a fertilized ovum, it is technically not a human being.

    A blob of DNA taken from a blob of cheek lining cells injected into an empty egg membrane is not even technically committing murder.

    This means that if a JW pedo molested the clone, he could be counselled by the elders for nothing worse than masturbating with a convincingly lifelike Sex toy that is not technically a real human, because not produced by joining of a sperm and an ovum.

    And of course every honest-hearted one knows that being caught playing with yourself is the unforgivable sin.

    HB

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    I think you found the answer to the dwindling ranks of witnesses. The society should force every member to have a clone. Guaranteed increases in the r&f. If the numbers start dropping again, just another round of forced cloning.

  • badboy
    badboy

    BTTT.

    MY READING MATERIAL INSPIRES ME IN MY QUESTIONS,IF ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW.

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    My personal favorite badboy thread

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