Just Another Day on the Board...

by Farkel 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Just like at any social gathering, there is a variety of personalities to interact with on this board. That’s what makes life exciting. It would be great if a bunch of us with divergent points-of-view could get together in person, huh? What would that be like?

    Tina: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs to all}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    Waiting: Simon, I just reached 100,000 posts. I want a new title.

    Simon: I can’t think of any title to top the one you’ve already got, waiting. I mean, what can top “Omnipotent and Supreme Goddess of the Entire Cosmos?”

    Waiting: you’ve got a point there, Simon.

    Aguest: May you all have peace!

    Everyone: we will if you’d JUST SHUT UP, Shelby!

    Logical:

    Logical: I’m ugly.

    Logical: I want to be a woman.

    Farkel: If you’re an ugly man, you’d be a BUTT-UGLY woman, logical.

    Joel Bear: Butt? Did someone say “butt?” Who’s butt? Where?

    RexB13: HOMO! You’ll rot in hell forever and ever and ever!

    Julie: I’m so glad you left those awful JWs and found tolerance and balance in your life, Rexy boy. Do you realize how much hate you are promoting, you idiot?

    RexB13: It’s all in the Bible, Julie, and God condemns it.

    Ginny Tosken: So is child-rape and God doesn’t condemn that, Rex.

    Fred Hall: Rutherford rocks! Read his books and you get saved!

    RR: Well, Pastor Russell says…..

    ALL: PUT A PLUG ON IT, RR!

    Kent: Yakki da, my friends. Keep sending me those BOE letters, folks!

    Englishman: pass me another beer, Kent.

    Kent: The beer’s all gone, E. Do you want me to go pick up another pallet-load of it?

    Logical: life sux.

    Farkel: well, it might help if you actually HAD one, logical.

    Logical:

    Tee Jay: Do you want me to post an essay I wrote on King Richard III?

    ALL: NO!!!

    Tina: {{{{{{{{{{hugs to all you sweeties}}}}}}}))

    Waiting: I’ve now reached 200,000 posts!

    Simon: yeah, and you did that in only one week!

    Prisca: let’s talk about something nice. What’s everyone’s favorite dessert?

    Norm: this board is supposed to be about JW subjects, Prisca.

    Prisca: well, JWs eat desserts TOO, don’t they?

    Fred Hall: My kitty likes desserts. MEOW!

    ALL: (big groan)

    BibleExaminer: I HATE the WTS. May they rot in hell.

    Mommie Dark: They’re ALREADY in hell, bx. But then, what does this vicious old twat know?

    BibleExaminer: you’ve got a pretty good point there, MD.

    Fred Hall: MEOW, MEOW!

    JanH: evolution is FACT, and here’s why. (presents facts)

    yadirF: you poopey faced liar! Poopey, poopey, poopey head!

    RexB13: well, here are the REAL facts, Jan. Francis Hitching conclusively proves you wrong and here are 150 pages of his stuff to prove it.

    JanH: Hitching is a twit, Rex. And you are an idiot.

    RexB13: Maybe so, but I’m a SAVED idiot and unless you change your ways you will rot in hell forever and ever and ever.

    MadApostate: I want FACTS. As usual, you won’t give us any, Jan.

    Farkel: would someone please pass me the troll spray?

    Aguest: excuse me, but may you all have peace. My lord and master Jechuashaushia ben Macshiashia has instructed me to tell you that…..

    ALL: (loud groan)

    Tina: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs to all}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    Uncle Bruce: g’day, cheeky Galahs. Lao Tzu says, “if you want to find truth, eat dirt.”

    Larc: what the sam hill does THAT mean, Unc.?

    Uncle Bruce: dunno, but it sure the hell makes more sense than what those bloody barstards at the Watchtower society teaches!

    Kent: you’ve got a good point there, my friend. Yakki da! Keep those BOE letters coming!

    sf: Russell was a Freemason, and Freemasons are responsible for all the world’s troubles.

    RR: no he wasn’t.

    MadApostate: LIAR! All you ever do is LIE, RR.

    AlanF: could I have that can of troll spray, too, please?

    YadirF: Alan, you are such a LIAR! My puppy tells the truth more often than you do. Poopey head!

    Farkel: DipFuck.

    Aguest: may you all have…..

    ALL: SHUT UP!

    New Dub Poster: well, where else can we go?

    Tina: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    sf: It’s an Illuminati conspiracy, and my research proves it.

    YouKnow: the end is coming next October 4th at 2:30 p.m. PST.

    Larc: dear brother You Know. Hate to pop your bubble, but things are better now than they’ve ever been.

    YouKnow: how do you know that?

    Larc: because I’m RETIRED, that’s why! I can say and do any damn thing I want!

    YadirF: LIARS!

    Simon: behave, children.

    JT: you’ve got week 53 of your WT timeshare, yadirF. Sad. So sad. Just my 2c.

    ALL: JT, YOU ROCK!!

    FredHall: MEOW!

    Waiting: I’ve just reached 300,000 posts!………

    Just another day on the board, folks!

    Farkel

    "When in doubt, duck!"

  • Julie
    Julie

    LOL Farkel, you must have been reading my mind! Lately I have recalled some of the funny little parodies that got done occassionally on h2o and wondered how much fun it would be to do on this board. I'm glad someone else thought along those lines too. Good one.

    (((((Farkel)))))

    Julie

  • Cygnus
    Cygnus

    Dude that was too good.

    I'm a bit disappointed I didn't get included, but then again, nobody can guess just what will come out of my keyboard these days. ;-)

  • blondie
    blondie

    Farkel was very inspired. Totally entertaining.

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Priceless Farkel, thanks for the chuckle!

    HS

  • riz
    riz

    good one.

    May you all have cheese.

    riz

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    Funny - thanks for the laugh!

    closer

  • Celia
    Celia

    Now this is funny...
    Why isn't FARKEL on Who's Who ?
    Farkel, would you write something for me ?
    You're so good at it and I don't have enough time right now !
    I'd like to have one page, titled "The fine print that they don't show you until it's too late" or something like that...
    all the stuff JWs will never talk about during Bible studies and their door-to-door visits...
    Disfellowshipping, Shunning, relationships with wordly people, dress codes, education, the UN fiasco, letting your child die rather than allowing blood transfusions.... etc.
    What do you think ?

  • Tina
    Tina

    Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lolol. I haven't laughed so hard in ages ....
    Remaining true to form here(((((((((((Fark))))))))))))
    I'm like that in real life. ASk wasasis,lol. First thing I did when meeting her was hug her,then another one a few min later lololo.
    Guess I'll have to handcuff myself at any big apostate bashes bwaaaaaaa.luv ya ">.T

    Vive Bene
    Spesso L'amore
    Di Risata Molto!!!

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    LOL Farkel,

    Thanks for the chuckle. I think you have us nailed.

    take care

    Joel

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