The funny thing: I never got my Ouija board to talk to me. Even with playing thrash metal music, those Devil crosses and sun-worship decorations up all summer long, and full blown praying to Satan (and cursing Jehovah when things do not work). I guess Jehovah is too preoccupied with limiting my ability to enjoy freedom and the full range of pleasure to allow Satan (and Jesus, incidentally) to do their jobs that they set out to do.
An Average Apostate Day
by Farkel 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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OUTLAW
Wha-Happened?..Farkel,is Farkel..He is,who he is.....Isn`t that what everyone wants?.....To just be..Themselves!!!.....
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ozziepost
This reminds me of "the good ole days" on JWD!
Where's the cat?
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DoomVoyager
lmao
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Irreverent
I am playing Blondie records backwards and listening to Satanic messages.
I am also screaming, "it burns, it burns" when I go to the bathroom. does that count?
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LunaFing
This just made my day! Maybe I should send this to my JW family!
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Nosferatu
I'm more apostate than Farkel because I eat red Skittles.
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Finally-Free
What???!!! No deviant sexual behaviour involving reptiles???
I'm shocked and disappointed in you Farkel.
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mouthy
Well That should stop any newbies from reading any other posts/.
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gymbob
I've purchased several dogs. Now I have lots of dog vomit around to return to. Gymbob
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