Sometime after 2:30 this afternoon my door bell rang. It was a young woman alone who told me she was a volunteer out in my neighborhood. I saw the new tract in her hand. I leaned into the open door and said I know who you are (she scanned my face but didn't find it in her memory bank). Looking at me and saying you know me? Yes, and I am not interested in your work at all. I really do wish I had run to the kitchen for a fun sized candy bar as an offering. Anyone else have this happen?
Yeeks! Witless with tract at my door
by Bubblie 14 Replies latest jw friends
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shamus100
How noble... a volunteer...
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StAnn
I really do wish I had run to the kitchen for a fun sized candy bar as an offering.
LOL! I love that! Tell her that you like her JW costume!
Serena
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JWdaughter
Excellent idea for a costume:) Definitely everyone should keep little candy bars handy for the next couple of weeks for any passing JWs:)
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nelly136
found one in my hallway this morning, musta been slid through the letterbox like an undercover pizza delivery advert sometime last night.
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WTWizard
SXXX! It looks like the Big Waste of Paper Distribution Campaign is having far more success in getting wastes of paper in people's hands than I wanted.
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blondie
Volunteer? no mention of "Jehovah" or "Jehovah's Witnesses"? Not advertising the "kingdom" much.
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Bubblie
No mention of Jehovah at all. I thought that was weird but then this is my first encounter with someone in Tennessee, and it is the Volunteer state, whatever that means. She was probably a pioneer filling up the time on a small development (there are twenty or so houses in our little area) trying to get rid of her stack o tracts. Hope you are doing well Blondie.
Kit
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blondie
I'm sure that the WTS counts touching a tract as your "witness" so now you are doomed to eternal destruction at Armageddon.
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DoomVoyager
No mention of Jehovah at all. I thought that was weird
Are you kidding? Every dub knows that the second you use the word "Jehovah" the door gets slammed in your face at 99.999% the speed of light, causing spacetime distortions which muss up your hair and rip your literature. No fun at all. They'll go to any lengths to avoid admitting they're dubs. They're quite ashamed of it.