OK, OK, 10 reasons Why..You Know The Rest.. (page 2)

Trotafox

What is this? English occupation? We've been taken hostage by the Brits. EEEE GADS.

What's the hell is a "Liz Hurley", "Manchester United", "A380XXX", "Bangers and Mash" (is that a potato thing?), "The Glasgow kiss" (?? is this kinky or what? [:|] ), "The Midgey -Scotlands best defense against Roman occupation", "The Bulls Head at Barnes", and I don't even want to know about the Load of Hay.

Englishman: "Bring on the dancing girls"....Now that I understand and can oblige. (((()))

Trot

Oops. Got my smiley wrong

I'M SO CONFUSED!

Duncan

Radio Four

David Beckham

The NHS (well, the idea, if not the execution)

The local Curry House

The Hokey Cokey

Village Cricket

Eddie Izzard

Queueing

Royal Weddings

Cup Final Day

Mornington Crescent

Duncan (er.. I mean, signed by Duncan, not - you know - "Duncan")

Mulan

I tried to keep it at 10. I really did.

Daphne DuMaurier
Victoria Holt
Stow-on-the-Wold
Chipping Camden
Bath
Stonehenge
Avebury
Kenilworth (my favorite castle, absolutely eerie in atmosphere)
Glenmorangie
Inverness
Culloden
Edinburgh
How could I forget this: pub grub. Yummmmmm!!!

Marilyn (a.k.a. Mulan)

HappyHeathen

Emma Peel and John Steed (and Miss King!)

HH

Thirdson

Let's not forget:

Entries in the Eurovision song contest

Tony Blair

Railway trains and rail fares

Car and fuel taxes

Noel Edmonds

Blackpool

Party political broadcasts

Coronation Street and Eastenders

The NHS

F1 on ITV

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Some things I don't miss

THirdson

'To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing'

expatbrit

Thirdson:

PARTY POOPER!!!

Expatbrit

duped

Nigella Lawson

The Beatles

"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug." Mary Chapin-Carpentar

betweenworlds

I love Eddie Izzard!! He's so stinkin' funny! :) Cake or Death! (Python rip off I know but still hysterical)

Ground Force. Love that show! And Trading Spaces too.

Patrick Stewart (Engage!)

And that reminds me. Missed the first God D!@#$ episode of Gormenghast! was on tonight (&^!@%$(!@

"Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education." - Chuang-tzu, Chinese writer (c.369 B.C.-c.286 B.C.).

ozziepost

Mulan's entry is disqualified - three on her list are from Scotland, which, as we all are aware, is a foreign country.

And Eman, how can we take you seriously when you include Manchester United in your list. You know how much fun Sir Alex has been having lately!

OK I'll put in a list. Now mind you take this seriously!

1. Ab Fab
2. Her Maj
3. Wembley Stadium (circa 1932)
4. Chelsea Football Club
5. Cup Final Day
6. Last Night of the Proms
7. the road to Scotland
8. Hyacinth
9. Shirley Bassey
10. toffee

Cheers,
Ozzie

"It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
Anonymous

Princess

Did anyone mention Blackadder?

Princess

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