Aust =Witness E-mail's Satan organised the bookstudy to drop! Crazy WTF!

by Witness 007 14 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Tonight I was sent this E-mail by a conserned Brother it's going around Australia....it gets wierder and dumber further down! Comments in brackets are mine.

    Food for thought!!! T______ {No how are you just this comment and the article}

    Hello Brothers, I want to share with you an important counsel I recieved from a brother {who?} about the changes about our bookstudy.

    1. Satan's anger is growing! {Why?}- The society is getting us prepared for when the whole world goes under ban and the Kingdom Halls are shut down. When that happens we will already know how to conduct our meetings in a condensed format. We will need to meet in smaller groups in brothers homes {isn't this whats being cancelled?}....spiritual food in quicker format {Oh} so as not to arouse the suspicion by our neighbors. Also a Middle Eastern country has recently gone under ban, the government said it is to combat terrorism by not allowing religious groups to meet and preach. {which country?}

    2.Did you notice the reason to condense meetings was not more time for field service, but more time for personal study? The governing body is trying to prepare us for what is about to take place.....the time will soon come when we might not have publications to study...3.Remember the story of Job? Job 1;9-12 Satan said that humans would not serve Jehovah without getting something in return. {like Paradise} Our meetings are a blessing and protection from Jehovah. If we added an extra meeting most people would continue to go to the extra meeting. {hell no!} By taking the meeting away he is giving us the chance to prove to him and Satan that we will worship him no matter what. That's why they said to do personal study on our own. We would not want to use the extra night to watch T.V or surf the web...lets apply the scripture today. Job 1;9 "Is it for nothing that Jehovah's Witnesses have feared you? Have you not given them three Meetings a week to get shelter from the world...The Elders call if they miss a meeting, their friends inquire about them if they are not there, they feel guilty about not going and only go to look good in front of their friends {true!}...but for a change thrust out your hand and take one Meeting away...and see if between Tuesday and Sunday they turn to doing bad....Television and the Net will be their personal study...Jehovah said; "I will take it away and see if between Tuesday and Sunday they turn to doing what is bad."....we know Satan goes after the weaker ones........

    {It goes on but there you go Satan and Jehovah came to an agreement "Job" style to stop the bookstudy and test us all}

  • iceguy
    iceguy

    I guess this JW does not mind that the WTS lied about the reason why they were getting rid of the bs. Fuel prices are down in the US...should they keep the bs now?

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Makes as much sense as anything else they believe.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    so are they going to add a second book of Job?

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    I hate this info coming from "some Brother" who is not named. This is not from the "faithful slave' but is still sent around to all the brothers. Satan cancelled the Bookstudy??????????

  • jwfacts
    jwfacts

    That really did not make any sense, how do they come up with such ideas.

    The society is getting us prepared for when the whole world goes under ban and the Kingdom Halls are shut down. When that happens we will already know how to conduct our meetings in a condensed format. We will need to meet in smaller groups in brothers homes {isn't this whats being cancelled?}....

    The bookstudy is what was most like the early Christian meetings and most like the format used in countries under ban, so getting rid of the bookstudy is not "getting us prepared", it is doing the very opposite.

    No wonder the GB does not like JWs voicing their own opinions.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    What an excellent example of turning paranoid fantasy into reality.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Satan and Jehovah are placing bets on the Jehovah's Witnesses???? And someone sent me this with the comment..."Food for thought." Durrrrrr dumb dumb!

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    The society is getting us prepared for when the whole world goes under ban and the Kingdom Halls are shut down. When that happens we will already know how to conduct our meetings in a condensed format. We will need to meet in smaller groups in brothers homes {isn't this whats being cancelled?}....spiritual food in quicker format {Oh} so as not to arouse the suspicion by our neighbors. Also a Middle Eastern country has recently gone under ban, the government said it is to combat terrorism by not allowing religious groups to meet and preach. {which country?}

    What? We know how to conduct our meetings in a condensed format?

    Then why not have all five meetings in thirty minutes on Sunday morning? Sounds more efficient to me....

    When the whole world goes under ban and the Kingdom Halls are shut down--We will need to meet in smaller groups in brothers homes.

    How will that be organised when JWs are under ban? How will they get in touch with people who only know where the meetings are at the KHall but the doors are locked? Where will they go until conductors are found, groups are formed, homes are approved, eveyone is contacted, directions are given,etc.?

    I just know that if I was still "in" I couldn't have just accepted without question that it was all "for the better,"...could I?

  • reniaa
    reniaa

    i've been debating in my mind as a returning witness if this is a good thing, I think we won't know till it happens, this email is just someone being silly and drawing more than is there.

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