If you shake your hands fast enough, you can help save trees.
shallow thoughts
by John Doe 10 Replies latest jw friends
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FlyingHighNow
You cannot see air, yea but it is there.
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beksbks
You could use a cloth towel and achieve the same result Doe
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FlyingHighNow
Many men shake their hands real fast to save trees. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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caliber
Election Day, the day we decide who to blame for the next tax increase
Actually, when you think about it, underneath their clothes everybody's going around nude
It's better to be poor than to be rich. The rich always have to fear becoming poor, but the poor never have to fear becoming rich.
Could it be that the people who have the least to say are the ones we should listen to?(like Reniaa )
Caliber
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caliber
Ever wonder if other countries have to depend on political campaigns for their entertainment?
Why is it when you say vacuums suck its a good thing ?
-Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings-Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
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caliber
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
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FadingAway
Man's intelligence is inversely proportional to a woman's cup size. Knowing this, if there are no women present (cup size = 0) then man is infinitely smart.
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John Doe
If your carry a cloth towell, then you wouldn't need pants.
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purplesofa
love your new donkey avatar!
purps