I've been given permission by my wife to relate this - I think we need a fluff thread around here !
First of all - I don't know what it is that I have done to women in my life - but a few of them have tended to talk in their sleep ! Ex-Wife # 2 one time was calling out spooky ooohhhh's like Casper the ghost and scared me out of my mind one time ( I thought it was a real ghost calling out ! ) and when I woke her up she said she was dreaming of someone stabbing her all over with knives ! She was scary !
My current wife, Mrs. Flipper talked in her sleep after the first week we started sleeping together ! I woke up to her yelling " Fire ! Fire ! " but she was yelling " Fur ! Fur ! " So I asked her what she was dreaming about ? She said she dreamed bad guys were trying to get in the front door- so she yelled , " Fire, Fire ! " so the neighbors would come !
My wife's next " talking dream " was a few months ago. I woke up to her yelling out, " You guys have totally F-----ed up my property ! " Naturally I woke her up from this nightmare and asked her , " Having a rough night ? " She said she was dreaming that 2 guys were bulldozing a road right next to her garden and it was messing up our property ! I said , " I'm glad you woke up and stopped them ! "
The last one was a few nights ago when I woke up to her saying, " You need to downshift if you drive off into the ravine ! " So I woke her up and asked, " I can't wait - what's THIS one about ? " She explained that she knew her mom hadn't set the emergency brake as her truck was rolling down the hill ! But she didn't remember the " talking about the ravine " part !
So- Have you folks had some funny talking in your sleep experiences ? Please say yes ! Want to know we aren't the only ones experiencing this ! Look forward to hearing from you, Peace out, Mr. Flipper