Don't forget "Bethel-Lite" the fancy named beer with the disappointing watered-down taste.
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The answer to the WT making more money
by horrible life 12 Replies latest jw friends
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Farkel
"Hey all you loser men out there! Be an Elder For a Day!"
Basic package includes spending 24 hours as a full-fledged Elder. Just imagine being able to kick around all those ass-kissing Ministerial Servants you hate so much. Give an Instruction Talk on any subject you want! Be able to speculate on doctrine like crazy from the podium and get away with it. Make shepherding calls on all your enemies. Or purchase additional Elder options for even more fun!
Basic Elder For-a-Day Price - $2,000
Conduct a Watchtower Study - $350 extra
Be a Presiding Overseer - $750 extra
Select ANY Member in Your Congregation to be your victim and Chair up your own Judicial Committee - $5,000 extra
Be able to interrogate any female in your Congregation regarding all her sexual habits - $3500
If you own your own home, then we can finance you! Please contact Watchtower Christian Brotherhood Home Loans, Inc. for more details. We offer fast service and Spiritual Rates.
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horrible life
These are great!! Keep them coming. LOL