next paragraph please

by John Doe 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Midas Marcos, sitting at the end of the counter by the jukebox and tapping his feet as he perused the finance section of the morning's newspaper over a cup of joe, peered through the window, barely contained a whistle, and put his hat on his lap to hide his "snapping at attention".

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Burn!!!

    You so bad!

    Sylvia

  • BurnTheShips
  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Bump x2

    Sylvia

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    But my snap to attention was more like a sleepy nod. Damn that priest for telling me viagra is from the devil! And I sat there wondering if I burn the ship, will I know how to swim?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    The lady walked in with that assuredness peculiar to bred and born Yankees.

    When she spoke, her musical and well-modulated voice echoed in the small room.

    "I seem to have made a wrong turn. Can someone please tell me how to get back onto I-10 East?"

    There was an uncomfortable silence as the men tried to find words to answer her query. How to deal with this alien creature without seeming a complete fool?

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Jimmy Jones, the bar tender said "Well golly! I ain't a never seed one of your lot before! Do you really have tails?" The woman raised an eyebrow and an upper lip, drawing her bottom lip taught, and said, holding her hands up as wide as she could over her head "Only about this long! Too bad you ain't gonna see it!"

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    I give up!

    John Doe, you've got me laughing so hard that my head is beginning to hurt again!

    ROFL - if only I could.

    Sylvia

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I figured you would appreciate that one. What happened to burns?

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