2008 THANKSGIVING MENU AT BETHEL

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2008 THANKSGIVING MENU AT BETHEL New World Diner

Welcome to NEW WORLD FOOD and "SPIRITS"
(a NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION for the FAITHFUL & DISCREET DINER

ENTREES

Shrimp Creole
Trinitarian Roast with Great crowd gravy
Torture Steak with Awake! flavor enhancer
Governing Body Kabobs (with real meat, in due season, of course!
Jehovah Gyros
Filet of No Sole
Chicken ala Kingdom
Elder Burgers
Wild Beast Stew Gilead Goulash Book Study Surprise Good News Bologna Last Days Lasagna Millennium Bean" Cassoulette Baked and Basted Crow APPETIZERS

Society Soup
Little "g" Salad (with 144,000 Island Dressing and Christendom Croutons
Big "G" Salad (with Headquarters Cheese and Anointed Salad Dressing Evil Slave Salad with End of the World Salad Dressing District hors'douvres No Hell Hummus Je-hoagies
SIDE DISHES

Russell Potato Chips
Rutherford Rolls (Royce)
No Cross Buns made with Miracle Wheat
Franz Fries
Retried Human Beans
Spicy Gehenna Chili
Passed Over Memorial Bread Leo Greenpeas Field Ministry Fondue Ministerial serviettes Territorial Toast with UN Jam Rank & File Weenies Lake of Fire chili DESSERTS

Pioneer Upside-down Cake
Arch Angels Food Cake
Beth Sarim Ice Cream: 3 flavors: Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
Apostate Pops
Pagan Pudding
Date Bread Surprise
Prophet in a Sense Cakes Everlasting Life Cookies Humble Pie Ministry melon wedges
Partaker's Pumpernickel Holy Spirit Spumoni Marshmallows (for toasting in the fires of destruction) Antichrist cheesecake BEVERAGES

1925 Shun Shine Punch
1914 Watchtower Rose'
New Light Beer Life's Water Free Babylon the Grape juice "Elderberry" wine Vengeance is Lime mojitos
All meals must be worked for and no grace is accepted. We will furnish each person with unlimited "truth" picks when brushing is not convenient.

Hope you can come!

betterdaze

All that "spiritual food" will require Antitypical Antacid!

~Sue

Dogpatch

creative!

I like this one:

Good News Bologna

StAnn

This is hilarious!

Did you come up with this yourself?

StAnn

TresHappy

How about some Doomsday Dumplings?

Gayle

This is so good,,half of Bethelites would find much humor in this. Often were jokes about the plastic laminated (baked) eggs also. I was there 5 years.

White Dove

This is GREAT! I'm sending this to all of my xjw friends and family

asilentone

I like it, get a new restaurant near Brooklyn Bethel with those Menu Items!

orangefatcat

I am reeling with laughter. That is the funniest thing I think I have read in a long time. You take the prize.1. Everlasting Life Preservers. 2.shake and bake Percy Pops 3.Chapmans for your lips 4.for salad with a chitty chitty bang bang dressing 5,Russell sprouts with curly q fries 6.99 boottles of beer on the Rutherford is ready to fall 666 Satan's UN and JW's were their friend 7 Paradise Shampoo will wash that gray right in to you. 8.Elder secret camcorder we are spying on you, bad boy bad boy what cha ya guna do so we can disfellowship you. 9, Turkey pot pie, with Knorr's gravy 10. Knorrs veggie mix for spinach dip with pumpernickel bread 11. Smashed sweet potatoes to throw at your husband when he makes an ass of himself 12. Stuffing enough to plaster that hole in the KH thats been there for 24 years 13. Turnips in case an elder and his tribe show up unexpectedly 14. Franz's special dessert, pie in the sky 15. Gingerbread House that is all that is left of the WTS. so gobble it up and it will disappear. Orangefatcat

mary stewart

OH HAHA!! this is great!
love the leo greenpeas and franz fries.
ummmm,,, no turkey? or is tukey evil?

2008 THANKSGIVING MENU AT BETHEL

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