i could teach you how to undo a belt buckle and a bra with your teeth
hmm, this thread has made me realize how useless i really am. ah well, at least i know how to have fun.
by ItsJustMe 23 Replies latest jw friends
i could teach you how to undo a belt buckle and a bra with your teeth
hmm, this thread has made me realize how useless i really am. ah well, at least i know how to have fun.
i,ll swop how to grow stuff & ride horses for...
how to cook ,to be more punctual;organised,& how to make beer ;my last lot went on my compost heap!
LB;ENGLISH OR WESTERN?!
I could teach you some chess.
ISP
Oh, fine....we already have two horseback riding teachers. Okay, then, I can teach you how to tack a horse Peruvian style using Tapa Ojos, Bozal, Corona, Pellonara, and (damn, I forget the proper name for the tail cover and harness.....hmmmm...Guarnacion(?))
I could also teach you to knit or sew, or how to disassemble your PC while holding a flashlight in your teeth.
*snicker*
I can teach you how to tack a horse Peruvian style using Tapa Ojos, Bozal, Corona, Pellonara....
like any apostate doesn't already know how to do that*chortle*
AHA! I smell a challenge here! I have felt the "smoop" of your cyberglove upon my cheek, 6of9!! Perhaps you could display your expertise in saddling with my fiery steed. I'll sell tickets. We'll have refreshments. (hehehehe)
I can teach you how to juggle and how to make a quick buck.
... for the quick buck part, I'll need to first borrow a dollar from you.
lol @ "smoop" RHW. I've spent many a sleepless night trying to figure out how to write that. I've learned something from you already.
Two things about your fiery steed, before I take this dare; does he respond to whispering, and can I borrow your mounting block?