I was waterboarded as a Jehovah's Witness (page 2)

They led me around naked on a leash until my knees were bloody. I was ready to go door to door after that!

For Farkel:

I was forced to go to the book group if i missed the service.

Paul

I was punished by full castration on at least 7 different occasions for not going out in service.

I swear I am not making this up!

Just another of the many uses for Super Glue

They led me around naked on a leash until my knees were bloody. I was ready to go door to door after that!

Are you sure you're not mixing this up with fun with sister Susie after service? Memories can get blurred with time.

I waterboarded myself every morning......weak bladders and gallons of beer don't mix

I waterboarded myself every morning......weak bladders and gallons of beer don't mix

Not to mention it is nearly impossible to bullseye the toilet with a pee stream when awakened with "morning wood". BTS

I was waterboarded as a Jehovah's Witness