I have recently discovered the joys of younger men and you are a few years younger than me, so I accept your proposal. Forget Mary, I can make you much happier than she. But if you cannot give her up, I propose we all three move to Utah.
at Mary.
by mtsgrad 56 Replies latest jw friends
I have recently discovered the joys of younger men and you are a few years younger than me, so I accept your proposal. Forget Mary, I can make you much happier than she. But if you cannot give her up, I propose we all three move to Utah.
at Mary.
Hi Robdar
I would love to accept your proposal but Mary and I are deeply in love. (She is popping out for an hour. Fancy a quick cuddle?)
mtsgrad
Well I think my hubby would have some high objections to me accepting any such invitations.......... so I offer you my sister!
Please take her...... She is almost de-WTSerized!
Yknot
Research in the Awake proves that threesomes make marriages stronger (I prefer twosomes). Lets face it your name suggests you are open to the idea!
mtsgrad
Hi Robdar
I would love to accept your proposal but Mary and I are deeply in love. (She is popping out for an hour. Fancy a quick cuddle?)
mtsgrad
mtsgrad, you've broken my heart! But, who am I to stand in the way of true and deep love?
Thank you for the offer of a cuddle but there are other bunnies to cuddle with that are not already taken.
~sob~
I would love to accept your proposal but Mary and I are deeply in love. (She is popping out for an hour. Fancy a quick cuddle?)
OK everyone....here are some pictures from our weddin'. I know it was quick, but golly, I jes' couldn't control meself any longer:
Here we are as the newly married couple. I found the flowers in a dumpster but with a quick rinse of vinegar n water....they were as good as new:
Our guests:
Our wedding cake....a labour of love:
Our catered dinner:
We even had live music!
Here's the limo takin' us on our honeymoon:
Yep.......happy trails darlin!
I like how you chose bright red for your wedding color.
I like how you chose bright red for your wedding color.
Are you callin' me a 'ho?!!
mary...in the wedding photo...which one is you?