Ban unnatural and perverted Left-Handed Marriage!

by Elsewhere 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    The sanctity of marriage is under attack by perverted left-handed people wanting to get married!!!

    It's disgusting!!! These perverted left-handed people need to be STOPPED from ruining the sanctity of marriage!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GEI7HKE_D4

  • Junction-Guy
    Junction-Guy

    Nah, just ban the liberals from getting married-- J/K LOL

  • dinah
    dinah

    I married a SouthPaw! The right is trying to not let us see how good the left can be.

  • stillajwexelder
  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    I'm a sinister unnatural pervert.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God?!! Do not be deceived: Neither the left handed sexually immoral nor left handed idolaters nor left handed adulterers nor male left handed prostitutes nor left handed homosexuals nor left handed thieves nor left handed greedy people nor left handed drunkards nor left handed slanderers nor left handed swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."

    -- 1 Corinthians 6:9-10

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    What if you're married to your left hand? Is that a desecration of marriage?

    S

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    What if you're married to your left hand?

    That's called turning Japanese.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Gosh darned lefties

  • watson
    watson

    Gol dern.

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