Its like the Chairman of a global Fortune 50 company addressing his employees that "The lead janitor said that none of you really like working here. So, everyone must come to work with a smile everyday and continue to smile all day until the lead janitor is convinced that you all like working here, then I will give everyone ten years of paid vacation. If anyone takes a day off or doesn't smile and extol the company then we are starting all over again until I can prove to the lead janitor that everyone likes working here. I'll be watching you. For those of you that put in overtime, you will get the same reward as everyone else but you be a lot happier while you're working toward your reward. Btw...no office parties of any kind unless you are celebrating the day my son was announced as CEO"
Haha, this is great. I also like Cameo-d's comments. And of course, blondie's.