I just have to tell this story. It's too sad not to.
So, this morning, I'm packing lunches and my JW hubby is standing next to me making his breakfast. He starts sining "Oh Tannenbaum, Oh Tannenbaum" then hums the rest. Normally, I would have let it slide, but I'm feeling bitchy this morning, so I say "getting into the holiday spirit?". And he says "what do you mean?" and I say "you're singing a Christmas carol". So he says "What" and gives me that look that dogs give you, you know, with a tilted head and a cocked eye... So I say, "do you know what Tannenbaum is?" He's still looking at me like "Baroo?". So I say "Tannenbaum is the German word for Christmas tree...'Oh Tannenbaum' is 'Oh Christmas tree' in English". So he says "Oh, I thought it was about college. You know, a sorority or something".
All I could do was shake my head.