For my atheist friends....Happy Festivus!!!

by BurnTheShips 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Maybe I will set up a Festivus Pole next to the Christmas tree in your honor next year. Aluminum has a very high strength to weight ratio.

    Festivus is your heritage. It's part of who you are.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8g4Ztf7hIM

    BTS

  • BurnTheShips
  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Sheesh, no responses yet?

    It's 12/23 people! The JWD family are supposed to be having an airing of grievances here. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!

    So start airing!

    And then someone has to try to pin me to the floor.

    Beks?

    BTS

  • Jeremy C
    Jeremy C
    Festivus is your heritage. It's part of who you are.....

    LOL That is one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes. It totally reminded me of something a weird old JW brother would do. The Festivus heritage reminded me of the "spiritual heritage" that they always refer to in Watchtower articles.

  • rmt1
    rmt1

    Festivus bites, which is the entire snide point. It is a cry of anguish in the face of globalization and flattening of cultural, ethnic and religious hierarchies. It is a reaction to the demographic blowback of the American empire.

    I'm an atheist and I smoke the virgin birth, Silent Night, and all that shit.

  • sooner7nc
    sooner7nc
    Festivus bites, which is the entire snide point. It is a cry of anguish in the face of globalization and flattening of cultural, ethnic and religious hierarchies. It is a reaction to the demographic blowback of the American empire.

    I'm an atheist and I smoke the virgin birth, Silent Night, and all that shit.

    WTF? Whatever...Happy Festivus, Bitches! sooner

  • Confession
    Confession
    I'm an atheist and I smoke the virgin birth, Silent Night, and all that shit.

    Just trying to understand what you mean by, 'you smoke' those things... (?)

  • gymbob
    gymbob

    "A Festivus..... for the rest of us!" HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYBODY!!!!

  • caliber
    caliber

    For BTS,

    airing of grievances here

    I hope this gets everybody in the spirit for Festivus !!!!......... LOL tee hee hee !

  • caliber
    caliber

    No festivals.. "just laid back and low key "

    http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Wizr5vXonkA

    Cal

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit